November 17th, 2008

DH has a long commute so he uses the train to go to work.  He parks “his” car in a remote garage at the other end of the rail line then drives to work.  He parks his car there over the weekend and whatever driving we need to do on his day off is done in “my” car.    Friday DH locked his keys in his car so he took  my car to work on Sat/Sun until he could break into his own car, retrieve the keys, lock the door again, and bring my car home. LOL. 

DH had a work-related lunch to attend today, and he took my car.  I stayed home with the twins.  He called on the way home and said he’d be here in 30 minutes.  At 35 minutes I realized he wasn’t here and briefly wondered if he’d been in an accident.  He called literally 2 seconds later saying he’d been in an accident and the car was totalled.  A large truck carrying an empty POD smashed into the trunk of the car, pushed the car into the cargo van in front, and then the POD truck also struck the cargo van.   You can check out photos of the car accident on http://robsoukup.info.   Somehow DH walked away without a scratch.  I am so thankful for God’s protection.

So now, we need new carseats.  The girls are 38″ or taller, but no where near 40 lbs.  What car seat should I buy?
And now we also need a new car.  I’m looking at a Camry Hybrid, possibly… Anyone have stories to tell on the hybrids???

Rob apologized for the car.  I said, Who cares! I’m just so thankful I still have you.

November 16th, 2008

raccoon vs. cocoon

The girls were reading The Hungry Caterpillar.

“And then he built a raccoon (build build build) and stayed there for two weeks and then out came a butterfly.”

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October 9th, 2008

Yesterday I spoke with 5 humans and 2 robots (aka automated systems) in order to combine the bill for my dry loop DSL line with my cell phone bill.  I still will be getting separate bills.  My call was still not completely resolved to my satisfaction after a total call time of 51:29

I wish I knew if anyone would care to know these things.  Would the CEO/CFO care? Would the manager of customer service care? or the VP?  Could I, the peon, affect the direction of the gargantuan mess known as AT&T?  

 I think getting transferred four times is poor business.  With the payment robots I have no issue.  The people cause the problems. Someone isn’t getting trained. And that first robot should know more and be able to direct a person better so I don’t end up getting transferred 4 times.

And try as I may, I can’t seem to resolve my issues online. Still. Even though now I have internet access.  It always made me laugh when the operator would say, Thank you for calling; you could visit us at att.com.  And I would say, No, I can’t visit ATT.com and that’s why I’m calling you because i don’t have DSL.  But now it’s easier to be on hold for an hour while doing dishes than to try to navigate the website and find the results I want.

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October 9th, 2008

The twins are in their first year of AWANA Cubbies at EFCCL.  Somehow Thursday slipped up on me this week.  Suddenly it was Wednesday night and I was not only ironing on patches for the vests, but I was trying to cram the verse into their heads. 

This week’s verse was from Luke 1.30.  “…my eyes have seen Your Salvation”.   Now we’ve talked alot about the gospel with the girls, but Salvation was a new word and Rob was explaining it while I went and did something else like locate a blanket or a bunny.  I overheard him giving examples of things to be saved from, namely Monsters.  Rachel was satisfied.

This morning, on the way to AWANA, I remembered that we needed to review that verse again. So Alexis says, “Why salvation?”  Now if you know preschoolers well, you know she doesn’t mean Why as in logical explanation please, but What is salvation.  So I explain the gospel again:

me: Salvation means Jesus died on the cross for our sins. 

Rachel pipes in, Salvation means no monsters. 

me: What? That’s what Daddy told you isn’t it?  But that’s not what Daddy meant.

Alexis: Daddy is so silly!

Rachel: Daddy is silly.

Alexis: Mommy, did you know that God is not silly?

Me: I’m not sure if God is silly or not….

Alexis: God is never silly. But my Daddy is silly.

Me: How do you know that God is not silly? Can you prove it?

A& R: Yes, we can provement.

me:  Where in the Bible does it say God is not silly? Is there a verse that says that?

Rachel: Yes. GOD IS TRUTHFUL. 

I secretly smirked.  John 3.33 God is Truthful.  This was the AWANA verse from 2 weeks ago.

October 6th, 2008

It’s 6:30 a.m. And I hear footsteps. 

I rouse up enough from my sleep to realize I have a pair of children at the side of my bed.

Alexis says in a forlorn voice, “Mommy, Look at this bunny!” thrusting it in my direction.  I began to look at it with half an eye. “It’s got cracks in it!”

I study the bunny all over, looking for cracks, fluffy stuffing falling out of the telltale crack.  I find nothing so I assume it’s a made-up 3-year-old problem.  I say, “Cracks?”

“Yeah. There’s cracks all over.  It could be because it’s old like Meemaw’s face.”

I somehow muster the strength to suppress uproarious laughter for 2 reasons. One: it’s six-thrity in the morning. Two: I respect Meemaw.

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September 13th, 2008

Well, it’s funny how we re-allocate funds and think that something is a good bargain when maybe it’s not.  I paid $10 for a pair of side chairs for our living room.  These poor chairs still had the original Olive Green Velvet upholstery on them from 1972 Paoli Chair Co, Paoli IN.  Plus about 976 staples per chair.  The back as well as the bottom is upholstered.

A few weeks back our realtor, Mary McDonald, stopped by and we were talking about decorating projects.  She kindly suggested that I have a goal for completing certain projects. For instance, by the holidays, have the plate rack up.  To me that seemed brilliant.  I already had decided the next fabric related project was going to be these chairs.

So I dove into removing the dry-rotted fabric and rusted in staples from the back of the chair.  Today I have begun to redo the chairs and I am happy to say that all is going well.  Over time I have lost upper body strength and my ability to operate a staple gun quickly is gone. But I can still staple. 

Getting the fabric on straight, plumb, and flush is challenging.  Removing the staples is wearisome. This is why it costs $293847 to reupholster anything.  But with $10 chair frames and $30 foam, and $30 fabric and $5 batting, $5 webbing, I will have a nice pair of side chairs  for “way less” money than buying them new.

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September 9th, 2008

me: get in the bath

Rachel: but mom, we can’t do that cuz we’re not interested in that.

LOL

 

me: I have no idea what to cook for dinner.

Rachel: oh! Mom! i have a good idea.  let’s have noodles, cheese, and some of that slime!

LOL.

(background: slime is creamed spinach or any cooked spinach, and Rob tried to get the girls to eat it, calling it slime, and doing a “hazing” like chant of each child’s name to get them to eat the spinach.)

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September 1st, 2008

Ok, I know that’s a completely lame title. And maybe by the end of this entry, I will be able to come up with something more intelligent or something more intriguing.

This weekend was the weekend of picnics.  If I had foreseen it, i would have probably balked at it. But as you know, I live my life more by the moment than in a well-planned out fashion.   Saturday, Rob suggested we go to the Lake since he didnt have to be at work until 3, and could take the 2pm train.  So I baked blueberry muffins, and then packed up a picnic lunch for us to enjoy at the lake.  Rob decided to take the family in a canoe. Rachel suggested we go “in one of those boats with the door that opens and shuts like this and has the carseat”.  I said, “a pontoon?” and she said, “Yeah, a cartoon.”

We rented a canoe: quite the adventure.  Keep in mind it’s Saturday at 11:00 am, and everyone is out on the lake. Pontoons, ski-do’s, sailboats, paddle boats, ski boats.  The weather was perfect for the water. Of course I wanted to stay in the no wake zone, but the ski boats were making their rotations aroudn the Crystal Lake and ended up going right by those “NO WAKE” buoys.  I was nervous. I had images in my head of a capsized canoe, lunch at the bottom of the lake and 2 hysterical kids for me to swim to shore with, while Rob toted or floated or dragged the canoe back to shore alone.  I was very nervous.  We decided we’d have an easier time navigating the waves if we would just get out in the middle of the lake where the pontoon and the sailboat were parked.  So every set of waves made by mastercraft was met head on.  And you can guess what eventually happened.  We all got wet.  A large wave crashed over the front of the canoe, drenching my shoes and the picnic blanket. Our lunch did not get soggy and the canoe did NOT capsize. We safely made it back to shore, ate our picnic lunch, played on the “castle” playground, and went home for naps.

When we arrived at the park Saturday, we saw banners for Sunday’s festivities: a band, and a water ski show.  So we planned to return for more free entertainment.  This time we invited our neighbors, Les and Terri Holman. Our families planned the picnic together with each contributing hot dogs, hamburgers, buns, condiments, watermelon, stawberries, veggie tray, brownies, and lemonade.  The water ski show was quite pathetic.  I expected to see something better than the Min-aqua-bots or the Hodag ski show.  But the number of wipe-outs was amazing.  I have to give kudos to the team who pulled off the 5-person pyramid.  They did a complete loop around the lake without wiping out.  I thought the kids would “ooo” and “ahhh” over the stunts, but the skiers were coming around so infrequently, that the girls were more interested in playing in the sand  than looking at the show.  http://www.clwsa.com/skishow  Turned out the band was going to require admission, so we just made our own fun playing on the playground again and pretending to swim in shark-infested waters.  My big idea for entertainment evaporated. But the entertainment that our families were able to provide for ourselves was priceless. 

Monday was actually semi-planned.  But plans change.  We had planned to take the Metra to Arlington Park for the horse races. http://arlingtonpark.com/ In preparation, I took the twins to the library and checked out almost every juvenile book on the subject of horses and horse racing.  After preparing picnics for Saturday and Sunday, I had this down to a science.  Turkey sandwiches, apple, chips, cookies, water.  Gates opened at 11, and so we left here at 11, arrived with plenty of time to scope things out, eat lunch, and get settled in for the first race.  I think the temperature out there in the general admission grandstands was something like 95.  As soon as that first race was over, we were back inside with the twins to get some AC and water.  Everyone was milling about, trying to decide which horse to bet on, and we meandered toward the Paddock. Soon enough, the horses and jockeys for race #2 began their parade around the paddock.  I was in the “wrong spot” and by the time I got situated, I was seeing horses numbered 4, 5, 6, 1, 2.  These horses seemed benign, gentle, even bored. But “Gnightsweetdarlin,” #3 in that lineup, was electric. I could see its veins popping up on its skin, its black coat healthy and shining, and that horse was alert.  I thought to myself, That horse is gonna win.  The horse looked straight at me, confident.  I told Rob, #3 is going to win. And sure enough, that horse won race number 2.  I did not place a wager.

August 18th, 2008

What AT&T really stands for

Asinine Technology Twits

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August 14th, 2008

Some people envy Barbie. Others abhor her.  People rant about how Barbie gives young girls a distorted image of what they should look like when they grow up.  Until today, I remained neutral on the subject of Barbie.  But this afternoon’s attempt at dressing Barbie did not go well.  It was the fault of her disproportionate body — specifically her long legs and her buttocks.

I have been playing in the kitchen since I was old enough to stand in a kitchen chair opposite the countertop from my mother. After over 30 years of playing in the kitchen, I still need to develop cake-baking skills.  I am not yet good at making Barbie Cakes.   Granted, I used the wrong size bowl, so Barbie was taller than the cake skirt.  I had extra cupcakes which I was planning on using to make up the additional height. I had calculated the extra cupcakes and frosting would make a “cute tiered” skirt that would make Cinderlla and Belle envious.  But I didn’t account for the circumference of Barbie’s hips which nearly equalled the circumference of the bottom of the cupcake.  I didn’t make the frosting; my friend made it, and it was a very delicious and soft buttercream frosting made with margarine.  She had the windows open in her house.  The frosting was getting softer with every layer I applied. We were using toothpicks to hold the additional pieces of cupcakes with frosting and they began to visibly slide down the side of the cake leaving Barbie with no butt.  When Barbie’s buttocks began to slide off, we “threw in the towel”.   We tried to remove the pieces of cupcake from her hipds to see if there were anyway to salvage what we had done.  After working on this for 90 minutes, making a second batch of frosting, and heaving many-a-sigh, I admitted that we should possibly consider purchasing a cake from Jewel.  Graciously, Andrea agreed.  I was so disappointed.  My sad eyes probably look like the eyes of a penguin from “The Littlest Pet Shop:” droopy with small tears in the lower corners.  I was hoping that this Barbie Cake would be amazing and beautiful and be the lovely creative contribution to Mackenzie’s party that no one else could bring.  

Copland’s “Fanfare for the Common Man” now plays on my computer while I type this story,  the story of a common woman attempting uncommon things.